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Seinfeld har många roliga citat, vilka är dom bästa?
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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
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Jag hatar när folk försöker dölja att de gäspar. De biter ihop tänderna hårt och kinderna börjar vibrera medan de anstränger sig för att inte öppna munnen. Det ser ut som om de avrättas i elektriska stolen.
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George : I always get the feeling when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to
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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
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You can measure distance by time. "How far away is it?" "Oh about 20 minutes." But it doesn't work the other way. "When do you get off work?" "Around 3 miles."
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The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
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Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
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I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Haha, många sköna citat!
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Den med hundar och bajs samt den med avlidna ekorren är mina favvon.
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Svårt att bestämma vilket som är bäst, alla står i en klass för sig.
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Svårt att bestämma vilket som är bäst, alla står i en klass för sig.
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